Tip Ninja Gifts

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Self help acupuncture

I quilt therefore I am

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Piano Keyboard

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Martial Arts

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Knitted Kitty.

'Gimme all your cache!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Do you have an appointment?'

Flute-a-licious.

Workaholic's Toilet

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

"They say you are a great warrior."

"Numb yet?"

Multitasking

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

Camp Games

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

Maid with her sewing basket

"I can quit whenever I want to."