News Ninja Gifts

Freedom of the press

Reporter #2: plant.

News Samurai

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Piano Keyboard

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Best Seller

Building business relations.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Good Luck!

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

The Communicator

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Oh, and if you really want this job, there's one thing you shouldn't mention.'

"This position requires someone with a thick skin... Well, do you think you're up to the job, big nose?"

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Flute-a-licious.

"Mr. Kennings was going to interview you for the job, until he heard you actually wanted to get paid."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!"

"Better than Chekhov"

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'