News Ninja Pillows

Freedom of the press

Reporter #2: plant.

News Samurai

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Piano Keyboard

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Building business relations.

Best Seller

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Good Luck!

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

The Communicator

'Gimme all your cache!'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'

"This position requires someone with a thick skin... Well, do you think you're up to the job, big nose?"

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'Oh, and if you really want this job, there's one thing you shouldn't mention.'

Flute-a-licious.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Mr. Kennings was going to interview you for the job, until he heard you actually wanted to get paid."

Sell the crunch, not the apple!

"Better than Chekhov"

"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!"