Network Ninja Pillows

'Well, this looks like the spot where your bandwidth is getting all clogged up.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'I still haven't fired the guy in tech support. He's had me on hold all morning.'

"I'm using your wifi."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'...and we believe everyone is connected by only 7,412 degrees of separation.'

Huawei 5G

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Hi Tom, I've heard so much about you!"

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"Thank goodness, somebody is doing something to improve IT security."

"Your resume says you're a people person? Heck, I've got more Facebook friends than you do!"

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Building business relations.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'Simply put.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Gone Bookkeepin'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

The Card Flinger

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

Good Luck!

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'