Nagging Ninja Gifts

"You used to have a funny little laugh, Marshall. What happened to your funny little laugh."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Self help acupuncture

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Tool Box

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'Simply put.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Best Seller

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."