Nap Ninja Gifts

Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.

The light is green.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Why can't there be a snooze button?!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

Police Feline Unit

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Self help acupuncture

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Bookworm

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

Tool Box

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Babies vs. Dogs

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Shelter Cat Nap

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."