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The light is green.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Why can't there be a snooze button?!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

Police Feline Unit

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Self help acupuncture

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Bookworm

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Tool Box

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Babies vs. Dogs

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Shelter Cat Nap

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'