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'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Coping with a strong-willed child

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Cat and mouse

'At lone at last.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Babies vs. Dogs

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

The light is green.

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'