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'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Cat and mouse

'At lone at last.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

How cats see their home

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

"Sorry...I overslept."

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

I got a few things to help me sleep. A breathing strip, earplugs, eye mask and a super pillow. Nighty night, honey. Now I can't sleep.

The arc of time & space: Naptime, primetime, snacktime, warptime.

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

"Which side do you want?"

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"If sleeping were an Olympic sport, Harry would be a champion!"

'If you're re-tired Grandpa, why don't you take a nap like I do!'

The cats of war

A bird is trapped inside a bubble and is floating away.