Nappy Ninjas T-Shirts

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Self help acupuncture

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Coping with a strong-willed child

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Daisy Diaper Service

Knitted Kitty.

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Baby's high fibre diet

Hipsters knit their beards.

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

The light is green.

"Numb yet?"

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

'My wife says it's compulsory - that the Queen made a speech about it.'

"Nana" Technology

"Yes, I'm happy the baby is here. For the entire nine months, my wife craved the TV remote."