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"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Chez Nous Menu

Hungry child

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Bad for you but to die for

Little league world series of poker.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Dieting Motivation.

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Parisian man eating pastries

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Do you want fries with that?"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'