Snack Samurai T-Shirts

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Hungry child

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Bad for you but to die for

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Quick swig first?"

Parisian man eating pastries

Breakfast surreal.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Boy defends his last fry.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Budget Munchies

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Game Addiction

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Sushi Cat

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Greedy child

Gamers

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Trial Mix.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!