Snack Samurai Gifts

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Hungry child

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Bad for you but to die for

"Quick swig first?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Parisian man eating pastries

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Breakfast surreal.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Budget Munchies

Game Addiction

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Sushi Cat

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Gamers

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

Greedy child

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Trial Mix.

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'Drop the can opener!'