Snack Monster Gifts

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Hungry child

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Super Heroes.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Love is when you watch television together.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Stupid Microwave

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."