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"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Super Heroes.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Deliboys

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I'm a retired doctor."

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

Sandwich snob.

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

For the Love of Peanut Butter

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

The Lunchpack of Notre Dame

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

'Would I be right in thinking that little Jimmy helped make the sandwiches?'

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."