Sandwich Sorcerer T-Shirts

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Needs salt!'

Super Heroes.

Hardware and software

Deliboys

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Hard to follow...'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Maestro

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"I'm a retired doctor."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

F&E Beachside Sandwich Shop. It's the final week for our bite-size summer special. We start with miniature frankfurters on a baguette. It's grilled and then cut into small pieces. And we add lots of dollops of mustard! That's your bite-size summer special? Yeah, they're itsy-bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow polka dot paninis!

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

'Would I be right in thinking that little Jimmy helped make the sandwiches?'

Vegan Voldemort

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

A choice of sandwiches

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.