Sandwich Sorcerer T-Shirts

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Needs salt!'

Super Heroes.

Hardware and software

Deliboys

'Hard to follow...'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Maestro

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"I'm a retired doctor."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

Vegan Voldemort

'Would I be right in thinking that little Jimmy helped make the sandwiches?'

A choice of sandwiches

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

'So how come at home you only make sandwiches?'

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.