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Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Pasta

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Jelly I.V.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Sandwich snob.

Batman and Reuben

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

The Troposhere

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

Evolution explained.

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'