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'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Honest Vending

A Club Sandwitch.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Deliboys

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Sandwich snob.

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"I'm a retired doctor."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

For the Love of Peanut Butter

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Carnegie Deli

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"