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Slimming Club: Sweets Detector.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Harsh Mellows.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Greedy child

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."