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Slimming Club: Sweets Detector.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Harsh Mellows.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Greedy child

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"