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Thou Shalt Not!

Harsh Mellows.

Cake Free Zone

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Pie Filling Reader

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Cookie Surveillance

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Doughnut Criminals

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'