Sweets Suspect T-Shirts

Thou Shalt Not!

Harsh Mellows.

Cake Free Zone

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Pie Filling Reader

Cookie Surveillance

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Doughnut Criminals

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

Piñata police line-up.

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."