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Pie Filling Reader

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Cake Free Zone

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Cookie Surveillance

Missing Easter Egg

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

Doughnut Criminals

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

Live yogurt.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."