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Pie Filling Reader

Diner.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Nostradamus.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I have grave news."

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

Palm Reader...

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

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"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."