Cosmic Dessert Enthusiast T-Shirts

quick back to the spaceship

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Flying sauces.

Ice Cream Dreams.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

Pie Filling Reader

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"You're not even dressed?"

Kirks & Tacos

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'

Cola Observatory

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

Cheese in space

Gastronauts

Footsicle

"Anomaletta"

"What's good here?"

Flying Sauces

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Here's a review of a restaurant that just opened. It says Chef Sun flame broils everything. The watier, Hailey's Comet, disappeared for what seemed like years. Much of the food is brought in from Pluto so of course it's frozen. And the dessert cart had nothing but Milky Ways. Despite all that there was a packed house on opening night. They started off with a bang!

"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

"Word is he's from Earth, but too embarrassed to admit it."

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

Hades. The food is always the same down here. It's seared steak and blackened fish, both covered in hot sauce. For dessert, it's devils food cake and this flaming cherries jubilee. Just take the food, Ernie. We might not get his chance again in an eternity. The important thing is now these are take-out meals!

'That one looks like a cream cake...That one looks like a Big Mac...'