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Cheese in space

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"We evolved from asteroids"

"The bagels are better in New York."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

The Salvador Deli

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Kirks & Tacos

"You're not even dressed?"

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Eye Opener

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

Cola Observatory

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

Bait & Tackle

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

Astronaut dowsing on new planet.

"Anomaletta"

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'