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Cheese in space

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"We evolved from asteroids"

"The bagels are better in New York."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

The Salvador Deli

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Kirks & Tacos

Eye Opener

"You're not even dressed?"

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Cola Observatory

Bait & Tackle

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

Astronaut dowsing on new planet.

"Anomaletta"

Flying Sauces

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

Gastronauts