Mystic Dessert Explorer Mugs

Pie Filling Reader

Diner.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Nostradamus.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"I have grave news."

Palm Reader...

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

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"Oooooh, I'll take the moon pie."

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."