Dessert Adventurers Mugs

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Diner.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Picking pastries.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A dog at the bakery.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."