Sugar Detective T-Shirts

"Why have you brought me here?"

'One serving provides you with your minimum yearly requirement of sugar.'

"Watson, look. Skittles!"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'You are what you eat!'

"Let's scram, Hansel, this joint has diabetes written all over it!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Today's special... donuts.

Cake Free Zone

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Doughnut Making

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Cookie Surveillance

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Who stole my candy?

Missing Easter Egg

"I'll have dessert first."

Dressed as Sweets

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Doughnut Criminals

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"