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Who stole my candy?

"Where do we put Desserts?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Cake Free Zone

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Missing Easter Egg

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Doughnut Criminals

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'