Sweet Detective Prints

Who stole my candy?

"Where do we put Desserts?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Cake Free Zone

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Cookie Surveillance

Missing Easter Egg

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Doughnut Criminals

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Piñata police line-up.

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'