Sugar Detective Mugs

"Why have you brought me here?"

'One serving provides you with your minimum yearly requirement of sugar.'

"Watson, look. Skittles!"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'You are what you eat!'

"Let's scram, Hansel, this joint has diabetes written all over it!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Today's special... donuts.

Cake Free Zone

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Doughnut Making

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Cookie Surveillance

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Who stole my candy?

Missing Easter Egg

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Doughnut Criminals

Dressed as Sweets

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Your sugar is through the roof.'