Sandwich Samurai Mugs

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Super Heroes.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Deliboys

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I'm a retired doctor."

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

Sandwich snob.

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

The Lunchpack of Notre Dame

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

'Would I be right in thinking that little Jimmy helped make the sandwiches?'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"