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'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Breakfast surreal.

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"You're the sport on my telly"

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

Cookie Thief

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

Sea temperatures hottest on record

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"We grind our own catnip."

Sushi for two, please.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Woman opens sushi box.

Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!