Sushi Snacker Pillows

Sushi Cat

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Breakfast surreal.

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"You're the sport on my telly"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

Cookie Thief

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

Sushi for two, please.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"We grind our own catnip."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

Woman opens sushi box.

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'