Nuptial Ninja T-Shirts

'He does.'

"Another fabulous wedding - - - my job is done here."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Self help acupuncture

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Tool Box

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Sulk Shows

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Knitted Kitty.

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

The light is green.

"Numb yet?"

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"