Nuptial Ninja Pillows

'He does.'

"Another fabulous wedding - - - my job is done here."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Self help acupuncture

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Tool Box

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Sulk Shows

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

Knitted Kitty.

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

The light is green.

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"Yes, I'm happy the baby is here. For the entire nine months, my wife craved the TV remote."

"I can quit whenever I want to."