Dating Ninja Pillows

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

That party went well.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Trade Show Sherpas

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Building business relations.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Best Seller

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Sulk Shows

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The Card Flinger

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.