Dating Ninja T-Shirts

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

That party went well.

ACME Balloon Company.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Trade Show Sherpas

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Best Seller

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Building business relations.

Sulk Shows

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The Card Flinger

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter