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"These financials look right. They smell right -- they're either right or very clever."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

ACME Balloon Company.

'Simply put.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Well done! This works much better.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Propping up a profits chart.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."