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'Well I'll be darned - we've eliminated both the chicken AND the tuna deductions.'

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Simply put.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

ACME Balloon Company.

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

'Well done! This works much better.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Propping up a profits chart.

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.