Nudity Ninja Pillows

"Madam, you're not properly dressed. . . But the rules say helmets must be worn at all times."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Coping with a strong-willed child

Tool Box

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Best Seller

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Cross-country knitting.

'No luggage.'

The Knitwit...

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Be the grass...

The light is green.

Camp Games

Web Stockings

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

"You used to have a funny little laugh, Marshall. What happened to your funny little laugh."

'It's the new transparent government.'

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'I'll take that as a 'yes.''