Nudity Ninja Pillows

"Madam, you're not properly dressed. . . But the rules say helmets must be worn at all times."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Tool Box

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Best Seller

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Cross-country knitting.

'No luggage.'

Be the grass...

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

The light is green.

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

Camp Games

Web Stockings

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'I'll take that as a 'yes.''

A knitter's in and out boxes

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'

'It's the new transparent government.'

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"You used to have a funny little laugh, Marshall. What happened to your funny little laugh."