Neatness Ninja Pillows

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Tool Box

Coping with a strong-willed child

Raptures

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Well done! This works much better.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.'

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

'Don't worry,, I checked the figures with wikopedia.'

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.