Neatness Ninja Gifts

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Tool Box

Coping with a strong-willed child

Raptures

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Well done! This works much better.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

'Don't worry,, I checked the figures with wikopedia.'