Neatness Gifts

"You are so organized!"

Raptures

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Bookworm Sleepover

Biofelineism

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Sweep the board.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Wash your hands

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."