Neatness Champion Gifts

Anal Retentives Assoc.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Raptures

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

TV and cleaner

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Decluttering. . .

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Billy's clean room.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

Now wash your hands.

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."