Neatness Enthusiast Gifts

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Germaphobes Anonymous.

"You are so organized!"

Brushing Under Man's Wig

"What the hell is going on here? That pebble wasn't there yesterday!"

"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."

"You're kidding! 'Cleanliness' actually is next to 'godliness'?"

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Raptures

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'His room is clean because his computer isn't working.'

Organised Crime and Disorganised Crime

'Convention of Municipal Gardeners.' (sat in neat rows).

"This looks more like buswork than homework."

Decluttering. . .

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Spring Cleaning

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."