Neatness Mugs

"You are so organized!"

Raptures

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Bookworm Sleepover

Biofelineism

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Sweep the board.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Wash your hands