Cleanliness Gifts

"Masks are the new underwear."

MRSA Risk.

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

Germaphobes Anonymous.

'Have you washed your hands?'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Can too much hygiene create allergies?

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Give me a minute. Do you know how many people have touched that lamp?"

Being an extreme germaphobe, Philip tended tended to startle people when he met them.

Germ Away.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"

'...Never wear the same pair of socks 10 days in a row.'

Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

Scrutiny on the Bounty

"Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea."

'Lieberman finally got around to clearing off his desk and there they were.'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'Everything is spotless around here except you-know-who.'

Now wash your gogs

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

"You didn't need to wash your hands?"

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

'Sylvia! Sylvia!! Go easy with the bubble-bath!'

"You're kidding! 'Cleanliness' actually is next to 'godliness'?"

Holly gets off to a rough start with her new roommate.