Cleanliness Gifts

"Masks are the new underwear."

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

MRSA Risk.

'Have you washed your hands?'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Can too much hygiene create allergies?

"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"

"Give me a minute. Do you know how many people have touched that lamp?"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'...Never wear the same pair of socks 10 days in a row.'

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

Being an extreme germaphobe, Philip tended tended to startle people when he met them.

Germ Away.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea."

Scrutiny on the Bounty

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

'Lieberman finally got around to clearing off his desk and there they were.'

"I suppose a fist bump would be more sanitary."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

Millipede: 'OH, Brother!'

"You're kidding! 'Cleanliness' actually is next to 'godliness'?"

"Yes, it's a sprinkler system, but it's not water. It's antibacterial soap. It is flu season."

'A picky flea.'

'The water shortage began it - Then somehow, the habit of sharing-a-bath stuck...'

Wash hands after touching door knob.

'Sylvia! Sylvia!! Go easy with the bubble-bath!'

Man at the hairdressers concerned about sanitation

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'You've left DNA samples all over the place!'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.