Cleanliness Quirky Gifts

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Dogs shaving

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Pest Control

Wash your hands

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Tortoise polishing his shell

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -