Cleanliness Comic Gifts

Grooming for beginners.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

Mr. Clean Enough

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Carpet cleaning

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Whale Pattern Balding,

"You have no idea what I've been through."

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

Janitor on the Job Training.

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

'One thing...I don't do windows.'