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Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Grooming for beginners.

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

Carpet cleaning

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

'What'd I miss?'

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

Janitor on the Job Training.

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

An umpire vacuum's home plate.

"Hey buddy - how's things? You're not acting up again are you?"

Witch Riding a Vacuum Cleaner.

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'

Woman sweeping dust under a man's hairpiece.

Policeman make a witch use her broomstick to clean up.

"Down the end and second on your left."

"Is it just me or is there something wrong about an air freshener called, 'Fresh Air'?"